update: i have been correctly informed as to what happens when lucina and owain reach S rank

@otadee ok fair enough i havent gotten to their S rank yet so i cant really say anything but so help me god if i see “husband | owain” on lucina’s page im gonna lose my mind and im holding you personally accountable

holmeskink:

gay in the streets. gay in the sheets. gay at school. and work. gay always. i am so gay.

(Source: holmeskink)

great now im gonna sit here all day wondering what the hell her secret was and what it could possibly have to do with a chicken

tags:
#marvel
#dc
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

silkiefeathers:

"I like playing with the neighbor’s Salamence."

silkiefeathers:

"Whenever the Neighbor’s Sylveon comes over I run over my trainer trying to hide"

thefrailtyofavulcan:

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec

(Source: babylizard)

tags:
#disney

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

(Source: awkward-elevator)

tags:
#fav

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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(Source: metrobussy)

» My dash is dying again!

bisexualpancake:

Reblog if you post any of the following! ^^

  • Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan
  • Haikyuu!!
  • Free! 
  • Sword Art Online ll
  • Kill La Kill
  • Soul Eater
  • Hetalia
  • How to Train Your Dragon/ How to Train Your Dragon 2
  • Anything Disney
  • Blue Exorcist/Ao no Exorcist
  • Rise of the Guardians
  • Ouran High School Host Club
  • Makoharu
  • Reigisa 
  • Uta no Prince-Sama
  • Black Bullet
  • Black Butler/Kiroshitsuji
  • Spamano (SpainxRomano)
  • Gerita (GermanyxItaly)
  • Studio Ghibli
  • When Marnie Was There

shubbabang:

WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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